1 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:04,138 Okay, come on, kids. You're late for school. 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:06,840 Oh, my goodness, it's First Second First Day. 3 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:09,110 First day of school, it's your second year at the same school, 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,811 first time that's happened -- First Second First Day. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,846 First...second... 6 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,415 Ray, you're supposed to be the smart one. 7 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,383 [ Whispers ] Pretend to get it. 8 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,950 Oh, yeah, it's great. 9 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:18,319 Okay, I am not trying to be rude, 10 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,887 but everybody shut up and go to school. 11 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,289 Dylan, you're gonna need your backpack. 12 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,291 Oh, yeah. Where is that idiot? 13 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,392 JJ, you ready? 14 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,395 No. We're having a bit of a sartorial standoff. 15 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:31,599 We can't both wear heather-gray polos and khakis. 16 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,667 We'll look like we're signing people up for credit cards! 17 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,869 JJ, could you please go change -- quickly. [ Laughs ] 18 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,905 Why the rush, Dad? Glad you asked. 19 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,374 I have waited three months for the house to be empty, 20 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,110 and it is finally here. 21 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,978 Today, I am taking an uninterrupted shower. 22 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:47,281 No more stopping because somebody needs to pee 23 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,716 or we ran out of hot water 24 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,751 or someone let an opossum into the house. 25 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,753 I let a raccoon in the house. 26 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,888 The possum was his loser friend. 27 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,191 I'm just as eager to get out of here as you are. 28 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,760 I've got the ultimate in bragging rights -- 29 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,263 a girlfriend who goes to another school. 30 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,165 Darling, that's true, but, famously, 31 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,899 that is a thing nobody believes. 32 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,135 I know no one believes someone 33 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,369 when they say they have a girlfriend 34 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,904 that goes to another school, but not this time. 35 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:13,341 I'm Taylor Marriman, Ray DiMeo's girlfriend. 36 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:16,177 And here's today's newspaper so you know it's real! 37 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,345 Boom! Perfect. 38 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,513 That hostage-style video is gonna fix everything. 39 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,482 In the car! Got to shower! 40 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,017 There we go -- two completely different shirts. 41 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:25,219 Perfect. 42 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,654 [ Sighs ] What? 43 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,889 I'd like our outfits to be telling some kind of story. 44 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,057 Get -- Get out of my house. 45 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,459 Dylan, where are we on the backpack? 46 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,394 Where was the last place I had it? 47 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,430 "Suck it, school! 48 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:37,631 Summertime!" 49 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:41,034 It was here the whole time! All right! 50 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:44,272 And my bagel's still here. 51 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,607 Best First Second First Day ever! 52 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,242 Do you understand it? No. 53 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:52,246 -- Captions by VITAC -- 54 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,915 Mrs. DiMeo! How was your summer? 55 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,217 It was lovely, thank you. How was yours? 56 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,751 Deeply weird. 57 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,122 But anyway, please follow me. 58 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,391 I'd like to show you something. 59 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,361 [ Singsong voice ] Presenting... 60 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:08,329 Oh! Ow! 61 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,164 ...our newest students! 62 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,465 Gosh, I'm all for showmanship, 63 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,201 but how long were you sitting in the dark? 64 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,802 Oh, not long. 20 minutes. 65 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,405 These lovely young people are registered to start next week, 66 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,773 and it is all thanks to you. 67 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,642 We were all at the Special Education Panel 68 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:22,776 you spoke at in July. 69 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,745 You gave such a strong endorsement 70 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,414 of Lafayette's disability program, 71 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,282 we followed your lead and transferred. 72 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,350 Aww. Amazing! 73 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,484 You spoke at the panel? 74 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,320 I thought you were just in the audience. 75 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,388 Well, no, I was, but then they realized 76 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:36,156 I had an enormous amount to offer, 77 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,292 and so they invited me onstage. 78 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,960 Hello. Maya DiMeo. 79 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,496 How can we as parents best advocate 80 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,498 for our children's needs? 81 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,933 Well, I think as parents -- If I may. 82 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,136 Thank you so much. Thank you. 83 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,673 As I like to say, it's the school that teaches the child, 84 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,443 but it's the parents who teach the school. 85 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,177 Now, what do I mean by that? 86 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,480 Your advice was just so spot-on. 87 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,249 Ohh, you noticed that. 88 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,783 And delivered so loudly. 89 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:03,984 [ Laughter ] Thank you. 90 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,486 We just can't wait to pick your brain some more 91 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,087 about our new school. 92 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,889 That is an excellent idea. 93 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:10,824 Oh, my goodness. Wisdom. Ding. Ding. 94 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,326 Prepared to be imparted. 95 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,328 Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! [ Laughter ] 96 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,596 There's enough for everyone. 97 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,431 I always feared this day would come. 98 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:18,932 She's being validated. 99 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,801 Run! 100 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,703 Powers: [ Gasps ] There she is. 101 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:25,506 Dylan DiMeo, meet Leah Roberts. 102 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,807 Hi. 103 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,609 This is Leah's first day at Lafayette, 104 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,144 and we thought, since you got the tour last year, 105 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:33,714 we'd do a fun switcheroo and have you show Leah around! 106 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:34,715 Sounds fun. 107 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,850 Have you shown her the library? 108 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,118 Well, that's not the library. 109 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,653 Oh. 110 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:40,588 Okay. 111 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:43,457 So, that is not the library. 112 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,725 Maybe we should start off downstairs. 113 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,528 Oh, there is no downstairs. 114 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,963 W-What did you think was downstairs? 115 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,199 The Trogett Center for Media and the Humanities? 116 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,067 Yeah, but there is n-- 117 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,236 And that's just so specific. 118 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,339 Okay, you know what? Maybe I should find another student. 119 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,873 Nah, I'll bang it out. 120 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,175 Bumpy takeoff, but I know the place. 121 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:05,346 Okay. Then, uh... thank you, Dylan. 122 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,448 No problem. Great. 123 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,749 Your dad seems nice. 124 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,420 Ray, talk some sense into your brother. 125 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,555 JJ needs to take a language this year, 126 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,357 and he's insisting on taking German. 127 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,791 Why? 128 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:21,729 "I like making Kenneth say B-E..." 129 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,097 [ Drops pencil, hits table ] 130 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,534 JJ, name one instance where you're gonna have to say 131 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,302 "bezirksschornstein- fegermeister." 132 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,070 [ Laughs ] 133 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,271 Oh, hi, Kenneth. 134 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,841 Oh! Gabrielle of House Moreno. 135 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,109 What up? Clutch to see you. 136 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,579 Uh, you caught me getting lost in a book. 137 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,047 Oh. 138 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,549 "Who is that?" 139 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,717 It's Ms. Moreno, the Spanish teacher -- 140 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,619 who apparently drives Kenneth 141 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:48,422 bezirksschornstein- fegermeister. 142 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,123 "Change of plans. 143 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:53,126 Sign me up for Spanish." 144 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,895 JJ, why? 145 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,129 He doesn't need any help. 146 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,231 [ Chuckles ] Pretty good, right? 147 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:00,000 Only five lessons, I swear to God. 148 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,271 Hey, Jimmy! Getting in shape? 149 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,073 Nah -- getting dirty for a shower. 150 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,508 Hey, you gonna use that stuff? 151 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,909 Hit me! 152 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,478 Thank you! 153 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,079 Now, who's got questions? 154 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,614 Doesn't have to be about disability. 155 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:17,050 I've got thoughts on politics, cyberspace, and I'm a foodie. 156 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,619 How long did you know before you got here 157 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,654 that Lafayette would be this amazing paradise for your son? 158 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:21,822 See, I love those questions -- 159 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,591 'cause they show how little you know. 160 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,493 Lafayette was no paradise. 161 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,660 We got what we needed 162 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,496 because I never just took what they offered. 163 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,263 Don't be afraid of the big ask. 164 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:33,333 I mean, that is how we got our full-time aide, Kenneth. 165 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,135 Oh, Dr. Miller didn't offer any of us full-time aides. 166 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,637 Then demand it! 167 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,539 I don't know how to thank you. 168 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,007 Nobody tells you how to do this stuff, 169 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,342 and I always felt so alone trying to figure it out. 170 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,344 Oh, well, you're not alone anymore. 171 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,514 I'm here to help you. 172 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,115 [ Sighs ] You got any more questions? 173 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,683 More of a comment than a question -- 174 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,084 uh, my ex-wife is gonna tell you all 175 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,120 that I'm not ready to date, but I am. 176 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,755 But are you really? 177 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,959 She's right -- I'm not. Maya, you're a genius. 178 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,595 And we conclude our tour with the cafeteria. 179 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,331 Boy: Hey! 180 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,233 That is a restroom. 181 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,902 You...really don't seem to know much about this place. 182 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,471 Yeah, well, I change schools a lot, 183 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,805 so I didn't think I'd be here. 184 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,907 And quite frankly, after that tour, 185 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,308 I'm not too impressed. 186 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,044 You don't have to babysit me anymore. 187 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:19,046 You probably want to go have lunch with your friends. 188 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,614 Nah, actually, I'm gonna head out. 189 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:22,616 Which way was the exit, again? 190 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:23,584 That way. 191 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,886 Look at you, MapQuest! 192 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,423 Mrs. DiMeo. Don't worry. 193 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,825 I know I often come in here to yell or beg 194 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,227 and occasionally make international phone calls, 195 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:37,498 but this visit, I'm going to do none of those things. 196 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,467 Oh? I'm here to thank you. 197 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,535 All those new families you brought me -- 198 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,336 the Mayan Empire, people are calling it. 199 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,672 Oh, wow. 200 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,207 We are going to change their lives. 201 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,242 I spent so many years fighting for JJ, 202 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,745 and now I feel like I'm part of something bigger, 203 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,848 and it feels great, so thank you. 204 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,984 No, thank you, Mrs. DiMeo. 205 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,920 I'm so glad this is a non-yelling visit, 206 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:02,055 'cause I've taken the new families' requests 207 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,223 to the district, and... 208 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,291 Great. 209 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,827 ...every last one has been rejected. 210 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,699 Okay. Right. 211 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:12,633 [ Door opens ] [ Exhales ] 212 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,535 Wow. 213 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,703 New visit! 214 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,875 Those families moved to Lafayette 215 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,410 to give their kids a better life. 216 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,912 I promised them that! 217 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,747 Mrs. DiMeo, you know that getting steamrolled by you 218 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,783 is one of the great joys of my job. 219 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,852 But appropriations are a district issue. 220 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,787 District issue, is it? Right. 221 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,388 Guess I'm gonna be going over your head, then. 222 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,724 Please go over my head. 223 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,492 Use me as a ladder to get there. 224 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:41,228 Stick your foot in my mouth for more firm purchase. 225 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,897 I will cheer you on as you fight for those kids! 226 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,499 [ Muffled ] Give 'em hell, Maya! 227 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,300 Give 'em hell, Maya! 228 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:50,303 [ Richard Strauss' "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays ] 229 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,518 ** 230 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,136 [ Music slows, distorts ] 231 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,572 No. 232 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,306 [ Music stops ] 233 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,475 [ Sprinkler running ] 234 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,678 [ Music resumes, normal ] 235 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,018 [ Tires screech ] 236 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,853 [ Grunts ] Summer's over. Go learn. 237 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,088 Nice speech, Robe! 238 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,894 Dude. Why'd you sign up for Spanish instead of German? 239 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,328 "You know why." 240 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,800 Because you both have mice caught in your pants? 241 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:57,805 "I want to be your wingman for Ms. Moreno." 242 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,339 And if a wingman's quality 243 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,341 is based on whether his brother has a girlfriend, 244 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,577 then you're in good shape. 245 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,045 JJ, that is a nice thought, but... 246 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:08,381 [ Laughs ] there's nothing there. 247 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,983 "Don't be shy. 248 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,753 We've known each other for a year now. 249 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,955 You've seen my search history." 250 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,857 Yeah, and I can't unsee it, 251 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,092 Mr. "Emma Watson, workout, sweaty." 252 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,928 [ Quietly ] Did you find anything? 253 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,030 JJ, since I started working with you, 254 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,365 women have been the last thing on my mind. 255 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,535 Guess you could say I've taken a vow of "cerebralsy." 256 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:35,676 "I wish you didn't have to stop all dating to work with me." 257 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:39,212 Yeah. That's some sacrifice. 258 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,082 As someone who has a girlfriend, I can't even imagine -- 259 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,483 "P-U-N"... 260 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,685 Y-Yeah, sure thing. 261 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,585 Like, in the face? 262 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,722 [ Laughs ] 263 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,357 [ Door opens ] 264 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,558 I'm sorry. We're in a meeting. 265 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,226 Ah, yes, and I'm sure it's very important. 266 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,928 What's on the agenda today? 267 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:58,065 Covering up for some horny football coach? 268 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,967 Sure, he spends school money on strippers, 269 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,935 but he gets it done on the field! 270 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,737 We're discussing a cancer fundraiser. 271 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,707 Whatever keeps Coach Lapdance off the front pages. 272 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,976 [ Clicks tongue ] Now to the matter at hand. 273 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,577 It has come to my attention that a number 274 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,245 of new special-needs families at Lafayette 275 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,148 have been denied the services they requested. 276 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:19,619 I insist they receive the same benefits as my son JJ DiMeo, 277 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,521 and I will accept no less! 278 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,290 JJ DiMeo. 279 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,793 So, it looks like you currently receive 280 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,662 15% more funding than we earmarked for you. 281 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:29,963 I'm sorry -- this aide, Kenneth, 282 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,498 we're covering how many hours? 283 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,066 Glad you brought this to our attention. 284 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,401 Let's get rid of that overage. 285 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,602 What? O-O-O-Oh, no! 286 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,070 Hey! Oi! Stop writing. 287 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:39,139 Come on! Just a big joke. 288 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,241 This is all a simulation. 289 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,777 I'm actually from the Overage Detection Agency, 290 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,212 and this is all a test. 291 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,281 Forget it. There's just -- Drop the fake accent. 292 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,084 [ Southern accent ] Y'all can just close that file. 293 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,753 [ British accent ] Cheers. D'oh. 294 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:53,787 [ Southern accent ] Cheers. 295 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,188 Good day to you, ma'am. 296 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:58,325 * O, say can you see 297 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,895 I-I'm sorry to take up so much of your time. 298 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,164 I just have a lot riding on this shower, 299 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,166 and I assure you that -- 300 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,469 ** 301 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,938 What are you doing here?! 302 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,639 You don't get to ask that! 303 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,674 [ Cellphone ringing ] 304 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,511 It's Kenneth's. 305 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,280 He's still in the bathroom. 306 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,983 "Katie Hot Tub"? 307 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,519 "He said he wasn't dating. 308 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,722 Open his photos." 309 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,459 Say you think Kenneth is dead. 310 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,994 If you think he's dead, 311 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,495 then it's not a crime to look through his photos, 312 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,298 'cause you can't commit a crime against a dead person. 313 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,167 "I think Kenneth is dead." 314 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,402 Oh, sad. 315 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,804 Who are these women? 316 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,206 And they're recent. 317 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,541 These ones are wearing the same swimsuit. 318 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,543 Does he have a loaner suit? 319 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,948 "Kenneth lied to me." 320 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,885 Kenneth let me use this hot tub! 321 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,922 Thank you for coming to this emergency meeting 322 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,857 of the Mayan Empire! 323 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,092 What -- What's the "Mayan Empire"? 324 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,726 Someone was calling us that. I forget who. 325 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,562 So, any idea when we'll get to meet our aides? 326 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,331 Yes, and I think it's time we graduated 327 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,934 onto some more advanced stuff, you know? 328 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,003 Enough of this "big ask" rubbish, 329 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,771 because the best way to actually show the school 330 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,239 that you're a force to be reckoned with 331 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,074 is to ask for very little. 332 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,911 How does that get us what we need? 333 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,847 Well, it might not, but the important thing is, 334 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:32,019 by withdrawing your requests and asking for, say, a pencil, 335 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,854 you're sending a very confusing message to the school, 336 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,924 and that goes a long way. 337 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,359 Wait a minute. I don't think I understand. That's not... 338 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,029 At the panel, you said that we should never back down. 339 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,063 Yeah. You did. Yes. 340 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,098 You made us yell it. I did, yeah. 341 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,599 Why are you saying this? Is there a chance they won't 342 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,401 provide us with aides? Ah... 343 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,237 Should we not have followed you here? 344 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,040 Gah! Oh, bollocks. It's all right. 345 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,608 I'm, you know, I'm gonna figure it out, okay? 346 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,077 I'm not gonna let you down. 347 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,413 ** 348 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,049 [ Groans ] 349 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,818 I can't go to school. I think I have... 350 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,119 whatever it is that Ray has. 351 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,888 Ray doesn't have anything. Really? 352 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,322 But then why does he act like that? 353 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,590 You're going to school. 354 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,225 I don't know what's going on. 355 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,895 I thought it was maybe just not wanting summer to be over, 356 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,663 but you're going to school, period! 357 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,568 I can do that. You promise? 358 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,537 Yes. I will go to school. I promise. 359 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,573 That feels airtight. 360 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,576 DiMeo -- D-I-M-E-O. 361 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,246 Yeah, it's not there. 362 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,615 [ Laughs ] I see. You didn't say which school. 363 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,452 [ Sighs ] 364 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,255 So, you don't mind school in general. 365 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:45,025 What's wrong with your school? Lafayette sucks. 366 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,494 They don't even have a Trogett Center for Media and the Humanities. 367 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,429 And we're all disappointed by that, but come on. 368 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,830 It's got your track team, 369 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,299 it's got all your favorite teachers, 370 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,501 it's got your friends -- I don't have any friends. 371 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,636 Yeah, you do. Not real ones. 372 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,704 People love you. You're great! 373 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,406 Of course I'm great. I'm amazing. 374 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,773 They don't know that. 375 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,542 I didn't bother to get to know them 376 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,377 because I assumed we'd be moving on, 377 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,413 because we always move on. 378 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,715 Yes, I'm amazing... 379 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,183 and alone. 380 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,256 I didn't realize us moving around was so hard on you. 381 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,159 I didn't care till they had me give this new girl a tour. 382 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,061 I didn't know anything. 383 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,997 She was a really nice girl, but, like, suuuper passive. 384 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,933 She just went, like, wherever I told her to go. 385 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,600 Seems like appropriate tour behavior. 386 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,971 Anyway, I'm used to not knowing anyone, 387 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,673 but I'm not used to being around for so long 388 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,343 that I should know them. 389 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,811 I felt...weird. 390 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,949 Well, we're still here. 391 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,450 Let them in. 392 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,552 Yeah? Is it worth my time? 393 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,989 I mean, are we going to stay at this school? 394 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,191 Yeah, I think so. No, I need more than that. 395 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,259 Promise me. 396 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,163 Yeah. 397 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,331 I can do that. I promise. 398 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,167 Okay, then. 399 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,234 Deal. 400 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,706 Everyone at Catholic school smokes cigarettes. 401 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,840 Oh? 402 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,044 Let's get you dry, partner. 403 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,280 Hey, did something happen in swim class? 404 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,316 Because you're usually humming extremely profane rap songs 405 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,151 during your showers. 406 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,987 All right. Hang on. 407 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,727 "I saw your pictures. 408 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,698 Why did you lie about dating?" 409 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,469 Uh... you know, first off, 410 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,106 you're not allowed to look at a person's phone 411 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,407 unless you think they're dead, 412 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,608 and you actually have to say it. 413 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,743 You did? 414 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,413 Respect. 415 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,614 Okay, I shouldn't have lied, 416 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,383 but I-I'd rather keep that sort of thing private. 417 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,385 My life is my life. 418 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,688 "Not fair." 419 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,856 What do you mean, "Not fair"? 420 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,625 We can have boundaries with each other. 421 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:04,064 "You can. I can't." 422 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,171 [ Cellphone ringing, buzzing ] 423 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,109 Rent the room, Katie Hot Tub! 424 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,014 Right, I don't want to alarm anybody, 425 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,049 but yesterday, there was a bit of a hiccup. 426 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,783 It would seem that, uh, 427 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,553 Lafayette's disability budget is tapped, 428 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:31,458 and we may have to cut back on Kenneth's hours or share him. 429 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,426 We can't share Kenneth with another family. 430 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,827 That's disgusting. Agreed. 431 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,296 But if we keep things as-is, 432 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,298 another family's not gonna get what they need, 433 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,433 unless... 434 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,869 we change schools. 435 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:43,770 What? 436 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,971 "Also, what?" 437 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,039 Look, hear me out. 438 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,907 Mesa Canyon High School -- 439 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,510 drowning in funding, completely untapped. 440 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,646 We can have this all to ourselves and keep Kenneth. 441 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,582 The other families get to come to Lafayette, 442 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,016 they get everything that we got. 443 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,518 It's a win-win. 444 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,087 The DiMeos are on the move again! 445 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,089 You're serious? 446 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,357 No. We're not changing schools. 447 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,925 Come on! It's what we do! 448 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,162 We're Army brats, but for cerebral palsy! 449 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:12,065 Yes, in the past, whenever we've had a problem, 450 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,134 we've always just changed schools. 451 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,269 It's been the ace up our sleeve. 452 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,305 But Lafayette works. 453 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,472 For the first time, 454 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,974 I don't think we can beat the hand we've got. 455 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,376 Ooh, that's two poker metaphors. 456 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,377 Good or terrible? 457 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,578 Great. Not a fan. 458 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,148 Forget moving. The kids deserve some stability. 459 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,016 We have to make it work here. 460 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,885 Yeah, I still haven't showered. 461 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,823 All right. 462 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,158 Let's make it work. 463 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,393 But I don't know what else to do. 464 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:44,164 I can think of one more thing you can do. 465 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,166 You're not gonna like it, though. 466 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,236 Dr. Miller, I need your help. 467 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,270 [Bleep], you say? 468 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,840 Kenneth: JJ. Dude! 469 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,443 Hold up, man. Listen, you're right. 470 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,379 It's not fair that I get to put up these walls 471 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,880 and you can't with me. 472 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,151 So I think it's only fair that I reveal myself to you. 473 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,689 "Are you going to show me your..." 474 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,224 No! 475 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,760 But I am gonna show you my emotional penis. 476 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,463 Mind your business, Deshaun! 477 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,533 I'm proud of the man I am when I'm working with you. 478 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,902 I'm less proud of the me who's been divorced twice 479 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,239 and goes by "HotTubHercules" on Yahoo! Personals. 480 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,708 So I tried to... keep him from you. 481 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,845 "Yikes. I wish you had." 482 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,014 [ Both laugh ] 483 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,717 Well, I-I hope you're ready to see it -- 484 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,854 the full, complex portrait that is Kenneth. 485 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:45,525 "We've got a Spanish teacher to talk to." 486 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,594 [ Chuckles ] 487 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,264 Oh, hi, Kenneth. 488 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,566 And you must be JJ. 489 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,302 Well, um, Ms. Moreno, 490 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,471 we're gonna start a year in your class, but... 491 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,440 I need you to know something. 492 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,177 I have feelings for you -- 493 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:07,580 big, bold, Technicolor feelings. 494 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:11,117 I'm ready to be with someone special. 495 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,921 Kenneth, I am so flattered. 496 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,824 But...I don't feel that way about you. 497 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,092 I just...don't. 498 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,294 I'm sorry. 499 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,163 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 500 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,399 You -- What, you thought that was me? 501 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,235 No, that -- that was JJ. 502 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,569 I was reading for him. 503 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,504 You know, that's how this works. You'll get used to it. 504 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,640 Oh, JJ. [ Whimpers ] 505 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,442 Oh, baby. 506 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,776 Oh! It takes guts, 507 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,778 but you gonna be all right, dawg, okay? 508 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,146 You'll find that special lady. 509 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,981 [ Whimpers ] 510 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,851 JJ needs to be at the school and he needs Kenneth, 511 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,287 but I can't shortchange those other families. 512 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,389 I thought I had this whole "special needs mom" thing figured out, 513 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,859 and it turns out I don't know how to do any of it. 514 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,828 You did the exact right thing -- you came to me. 515 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,530 Oh, good. So, what's the solution? 516 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,965 Oh, I have no clue. 517 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,032 I'm looking at this budget, 518 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,168 and I can't free up another nickel! 519 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,372 I already pay a ton of employees I can't fire who do nothing -- 520 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,006 just absolute loads. 521 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,575 We can't hire anyone new. 522 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,878 Those absolute loads who do nothing... 523 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:15,682 ...show them to me. 524 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,049 [ Indistinct conversations ] 525 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,385 Hi, Leah. 526 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,119 Hey, Dylan. Hi, everyone. 527 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,489 I guess you're all new here. 528 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,892 I'm new most years, but I think I've been doing it wrong. 529 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,228 Maybe I can give you guys some tips on how to do it right. 530 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,332 First off, it's probably a good idea to let people in, 531 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,633 get to know them. 532 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,302 That's really nice, 533 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,505 but all of us have been here for, like, five years. 534 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,873 Oh, great. Can you show me where everything is? 535 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,210 Take a long, last look at these worthless losers, 536 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,879 'cause I'm gonna turn 'em into full-time aides. 537 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,781 Welcome to Hell, losers! 538 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,585 I told them this was a Popsicle party. 539 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:53,753 And one for you, and one... 540 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,425 And I know, I-I-I-I bought this one earlier, 541 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,927 and this one seems perfect, but $3.99. 542 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,233 Can I confess something? 543 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,201 It's not about the loofah. It's about the shower. 544 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,572 I-I've hung too much on it, and now it's finally here. 545 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,541 I'm gonna be disappointed. I know it. 546 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,577 And on the off-chance it is as amazing as I've dreamed, 547 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,578 then what? 548 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,449 I live out my days knowing I'll never be that happy again? 549 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,586 Do you want to consider a washcloth? 550 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,555 I'm in a hell of my own making, Kelsey.